Why do I always get average on these things?

Stole this from c:

( ) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been In A First Fight
(x) Have/Had A Crush On A Person Older Than You
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
(x) Had A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Killed A Snake <----- WHY THE HELL IS THIS ON THE LIST?!
(x) Stolen
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Told You're HOOOOOT
( ) Broken A Bone
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black-Mailed
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
( ) stabbed someone
( ) done any drugs
(x) made someone bleed
( ) Had sex in public
( ) Robbed someone
(x) Kissed someone

29 - I'm Average

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm below average]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be dead]